At one point during my diagnosis journey we were sure I had Lymphedema because my worst symptom at the time was leg pain resulting from the crush injury that never truly healed. According to Google, Lymphedema is defined as “swelling in the arm or leg caused by a lymphatic system blockage”. The only way to test for it was a lymphoscintigraphy. I’m not going to sugar coat it. To this day, I have never felt worse pain, and I’ve broken many bones. They tell you it’s only a bee sting. I’ve never been stung by a bee, but bee sting MY. ASS.
Allow me to walk you through that appointment. At least, from what I can piece together. We’re waiting to go into the room where the test is going to take place. My first clue that something was up should’ve been when multiple employees went out of their way to prepare me for what was about to happen. I was told many times that it was like being stung by a bee. (I will refer you back to the final sentence of the previous paragraph.)
We’re taken into the procedure room. By “we” I mean my mom and I because only one of my family members were allowed to go in. I hop up on a table in my brother’s old Nike basketball shorts and a purple “I hate Mondays” shirt. (Same, younger me. Same.) I put in my earbuds and crank some music because I knew there were going to be needles involved and I always felt better with music. I think I had “Just Keep Breathing” by We the Kings on repeat. They prepare whatever they need to prepare, and a team of nurses hold me down. Yes, you read that right.
By this point, they’ve already told me how it’s going to go. They explained to me that they had to inject some kind of dye into my legs through the web of my toe, between the big one and the one next to it, on both feet. They went on to tell me it was one of the most sensitive parts of my body, but they couldn’t numb me.
I repeat: bee sting?!
So, yes, they held me down. Though they didn’t need to because I was so afraid of moving or hurting one of the nurses that I actually pressed against the table instead of the opposite direction, which would basically entail me kicking them in the faces. In fact, they said I was one of the bravest people that they’d ever seen while doing this test. They said they’d witnessed grown, muscle-y men cry and scream and kick around. At twelve or thirteen years old, who didn’t understand the concept of gender stereotyping, knowing that made me smile.
Anyway, back to the test. I’d told them not to warn me before they did the thing with the needle because then I won’t have time to build up panic as they count down. I bit the sleeve of my shirt, grabbed fistfuls of the bottom of it, and focused on We the Kings while I went through quite literally the worst pain of my entire life. The nurses gave me words of encouragement and my mom, who was by my head, was pretty much in tears because, hello, her daughter is in pain and she can’t help. Though she did. Being there helped. Making little jokes to distract me helped. She knew I was in a ton pain because A. it was probably written all over my face and B. I’d actually said something about it. Usually, I internalize it. I don’t let anyone know because what’s the point? I’d already been living with a year+ worth of chronic pain. What was the point? But the nurses told me I could scream as loud as I could if I wanted, so I said, “Ow, ow, ow, this really hurts,” super quietly. That’s how you knew I was in pain. Doesn’t make a lot of sense, I know.
This went on for a while, so my mom took turns with other family members waiting in the room outside. Eventually the pain stopped and the nurses stopped holding me down. The pain was dulling down to a more tolerable level. One foot is done! On to the next one, but first I’m instructed to hop off the table and go walk around the hospital for however long, I don’t remember. Yep. Apparently it was supposed to help the dye circulate, I don’t know. The only thing I can remember about this part is there was a McDonalds. But I wasn’t allowed to eat anything, so not only was I still in pain from this dye moving around and walking on the injection point, I had to watch my family eat while I was starving. Hah. We get back to the room and I hop on the table again. Time for the other foot. The first time around, I had the privilege of not knowing just how bad the pain was going to be. This time I knew. I’m injected and the process of trying to remember to breath and focus on something else starts up again. Screw bees. I know they’re endangered and we kind of need them to survive, but screw ’em.
I cringe every time I think about that day. Oh, by the way, turns out I don’t have Lymphedema! Who knew? I did. I knew. The diagnosis never felt right. However, my team at the time was so sure about this that, leading up to the test, I was going through Lymphedema physical therapy. We had a compression sock for my left leg special ordered and everything. (The compression sock actually did help, but not for those reasons.) Still have it, actually. When that was in the wash, I switched it out with socks I had from baseball. Try explaining to your friends in gym class why you only have one sock on. (I couldn’t wear baseball socks on both feet at the same time because I needed to be able to switch them out when they were also in the wash.)
So, that’s the story of when I was misdiagnosed with Lymphedema. Have you ever been told you had something when you didn’t? Let me know in the comments!